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In one word: biker. But I if you want a few more....

I love to do unusual and unique things, and I've been interested in Antony Gormley's work since Dave the Disorganiser sent me to Another Place to photograph the iron men. On the day ballot opened I sent in my name and I'm thrilled to be chosen - even more so to have been chosen so close to the wire!

For me, this project is about celebration - 2,400 people using their hour to showcase a cause dear to their hearts, to entertain with a skill or talent, or just to stand and be. I want to celebrate what it means to be part of the wonderful, diverse, and ever so slightly bonkers motorcycle community, But there's the rub - I'm a writer, and this is a visual project. So I'm brooding on a few ideas about how to turn a community into words, and how to make those words meaningful at 5am on a cold October morning.

UPDATE, Tuesday 6th October:

Well – with just over 24 hours to go, I’ve ruled out standing in a pair of wings with a pint of Boddingtons and a whippet and claiming to be the Angel of the North on tour; I’ve refused the offer of an inflatable donkey on the grounds that I’m making a big enough ass of myself without any additional help; and have settled on something simple (in theory) which of course is going to be a bit complex to achieve.

Many people wonder what the point of their existence is. The One and Other Project has helpfully resolved this for me – I now know that I have 100 points to my existence and they are available to any participant in the Round Britain Rally (http://www.roundbritainrally.co.uk) with the strength of will to get up at Silly O’Clock and take a photo of me on the Plinth – usual rally rules apply. As an extra temptation I’ll be making a donation to the Air Ambulance proportionate to the number of photos taken (yes, I’m being a bit cagey about this because there’s a potential pool of over 200 participants and it could get quite expensive.)

I did say that I wanted to highlight the fabulous motorcycle community – and the fact that at least a dozen RBR-ers have pledged to ride into London in the small hours with only the consolation of an Ace Caff breakfast should demonstrate in spades what an amazing bunch of people you find on two wheels.

As Thursday is National Poetry Day I’m also highlighting the wonderful Thom Gunn poem, “On the Move” –

“On motorcycles, up the road, they come:

Small, black, as flies hanging in heat, the Boy,

Until the distance throws them forth, their hum

Bulges to thunder held by calf and thigh.

In goggles, donned impersonality,

In gleaming jackets trophied with the dust,

They strap in doubt--by hiding it, robust--

And almost hear a meaning in their noise.”

- but don’t worry, I’m not reading it out, I’m just flying it on a flag.

Also, as the thought of me standing there waiting to be photographed was getting just a little bit too reminiscent of the final minutes of Never Been Kissed with Drew Barrymore, I will be passing the time by playing some blues harp. Wish me luck, or bring your earplugs….



Comments

  • Now I wish I could have come, the strain of the Harmonica will help me get through the next few week and I will have to miss Conkers as well but I will be back in the new year.

    jd

  • Would have loved to been there but bike broken (again) this time by tyre fitters! Won't be able to make conkers but see you at the ARSE, great harmonica playing

  • News reached me in Provence! Well done!

    Good speech. Chris

  • Great job!! Thanks for being the Special RBR Landmark. Although the ride home was very cold, it was very special and well worth the trip. And really, all things considered, the weather was very cooperative--a bit breezy for the balloons, perhaps, but other than that it was brilliant.

  • It was a blinder! and breakfast at the "Ace" to enable the star to grace us and sign autographs. Looking forward to "Conkers" now

  • Hey Sweetie,

    Well done - you are a star.

    I love 'your story' it's very you - unique, intelligent and fun.

    D x

  • I wasn't awake at 5am this morning but I am very glad that you were to represent all the Medieval Historians up on that plinth.

  • Here I am in Palm Springs, California watching on my computer and I'm going to miss you allll This has been a great experiment and have introduced it to a lot of our Amercan friends who now think the British are totaly nuts! Standing on a plinth in the early hours! I haven't lived in UK since 1992 but I did walk through

    Trafalgar Sq in May this year..... but you wern't there then.

  • I've been in a harmonica mood for days -- EXCELLENT!

  • Are you giving a demonstration of Tent erecting with the tipi?

    Looking forward to seeing you (You're not going to sing are

    you :-{

  • Thanks, Helen! I like my coffee like I like my bikes - fast, large and strong ;)

    (It might not be that peaceful, BTW - might be playing some blues harp!)

  • You will officially be a RBR landmark for the hour - and I need the points, so I'll see you there! Let us know if you drink tea or coffee so we can have a warm drink waiting for you at the end, as it will certainly be chilly at that hour of the morning.... Also looking forward to seeing how peacefully London can be at 5am :o)

    Good luck!

  • Thanks, JD - maybe I will be able to take my camping stove up there and do a Hayfield style fry-up for passers-by :)

  • If I could get there I would give you a cuper to start with and a bacon butty to finish with but by then i could be confind to house but my thoughts go with you have a good day hope you get some one to take some photo's

    jd

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