When I applied for a place on the plinth I never for one moment thought that I would get picked, just thought it would be a laugh, well needless to say I’m not quite thinking in the same way now.

Yikes…. I’ve been selected to stand on a plinth in Trafalgar Square in the middle of London for one hour.

Ok ok…….. now my nerves have reached places on this planet I never thought existed…………it’s not just a laugh now this is going to happen, so first things first GET A GRIP.

What am I going to do for MY hour????

Options)

1) Take a deck chair up with me so I can just sit and relax reading a magazine of book or something and just take in everything around me

2) Dress up as a female gnome with a fishing rod and a stool, with a sign that reads “ Gone fishing back in 1 hour”

3) Dress up as a Liverbird and strut my stuff for an hour

Well all sound pretty good to me, all I have to do now is pick what option I will eventually go with, not forgetting that this is a living art exhibition and what would people like to see???