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Well, I've tweckled and heckled and generally harangued numerous plinthers on Twitter for however many weeks it is, so it's only right and proper that I now face death by a thousand (well five probably) heckles....

As to what I am intending doing, most of the intentions are ruled out by the elfin safety lot, otherwise you'd have seen me taking up smoking again as immortality is, frankly, a pain; and running around in the safety net, seeing as I'm better qualified than most to check on its structural adequacy.

So....after reminiscing about the fact that I'll be standing where the delightful Amy also once stood, I guess it will have something to do with what I do most days - or did before One and Other happened along.

Will there be plichés, shout-outs for Droids and Twecklers? Foxy Plinth Chick List run-down? Hangman? Connect4? Plinth Bingo? Will I just curl up and die? Will the man from Inland Revenue who turned up at the office five minutes after the 1&O phone call and relieved me of several £ks be doomed to eternal pain by my sticking pins in a hastily-constructed voodoo doll?

This could go one of several ways...



Comments

  • Hah finally caught your hour on the plinth...

    Surprisingly not what i expected yet still was quite good in its own right.. simple is the word i think to describe it.

  • "This could go one of several ways..." It did.

  • Total crap by what appeared to be an egotistical 'know it all' with absolutely zero talent, charisma or personality. Why was he taking the piss out of Captain John

  • Well I liked it! At least Radeeboi has a personality (which some posters here seem to lack). He was a good communicator and made us all laugh. I'm glad he got a place on the plinth!

  • Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter Utter shite. A man with no personality takes to the plinth of no personality. John has got mental health issues. Leave him alone or help him you b******'s.

    Stop swearing b4 watershed my kids look at this. You are clearly a bit of a prick. If this is the demographic Antony Gormless is aiming at then he has sadly succeeded. What a weak work of 'art'. Everyone up there looks stupid. So glad hashtag was f****d. W****r.

  • All that build up for nothing. Very disappointing. Thought you would have given us something better amd made more of it. Better an armchair enthusiast and not a player. Not exactly 'random' you getting picked though was it.

  • Just caught up with your stint on the plinth; great stuff - almost upstaged by "Johnnie boy"

  • Well done, you!

    Cheers,

    @braincoffee

  • Well done Baz! You were bricking it after all, hahaha! :)

    @Aurorablue

  • @Ali Ah the real life finacee! Glad to 'meet' the lady that keeps Baz in line, I take my hat off to you! :)

    @radeeboi You are such going to get the mick ripped out of you soooo much when you appear back on! And how did you sort out the hashtag borking? hmmmmm....

  • Your character pulled the hr off. That and the plinth double act. Captain John was very enjoyable, bless him.

  • Looks like nerves got the better of you mate... Shoulda give your plinth spot to Capt John.

  • Is Capt John his boyfriend?

  • What would these 'Plinthers' do without their 'mobile' security blanket... British Telecom must be making a fortune.

  • Fair dinkum....that was worse than watching cement dry... pathetic

  • Our very own FPD on the plinth! You're a sly one.

    I'm primed and ready, like a good tweckler. If the feed borks while you're on, those hamsters are in big trouble.

    Ooh. 10 minutes to go. Excuse me while I go and kill my visiting brother, who has decided now is a good time to use a loud electric saw in the kitchen. All hush now for Radeeboi on the plinth

  • Mmmm, at least you're an hour behind me so I can safely eat before watching you make a spectacle of yourself. If you aren't in any way funny then you do realise that you will never be able to go near Twitter again - don't you?

    Enjoy yourself - @zoeinbrussels

  • Don't forget to tell us a story. How about that one you and @pennynash made up on comments? lol

  • At 20:55, 30 September 2009 minibeastgirl wrote:

    Oi! Amy? What about me? Your wife to be! :P

    - "Your wife to be" - huh? see you later for your explanation. ali (aka your fiancee) :o) xxxxxx ps. am in workshop when you're on the plinth but will watch it at home later. good luck hunny, love you x

  • They're really getting desperate to fill those spots aren't they, if they'll let the likes of you up there.

    I will be expecting a shout out, and will ceremonially burn you in effigy* if you don't.

    *Although I'll have to use Google Maps to find out where Effigy is first.

  • buuurrrrhh eeep Have fun and enjoy it. Goodnight

  • Oi! Amy? What about me? Your wife to be! :P

  • Brilliant!

    Cheers,

    @braincoffee

  • At this point in time, I'm not sure when you're up, but I'm sure you'll tweet this in time.

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    Can't wait to see what you do!
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    for god sakes, dont make a tit of yourself Radeboi! were all watching here, good luck!
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    Give 'em hell!
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    This man is my brother or maybe it will be "was" at 3pm!
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    Waiting for 2pm!
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    good luck bud xx
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    hahahaha, good luck! Now you know how it feels! Give a shout out to all twecklers!
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    Beware of passing hoists and petards. Have a great time. The Power of the Plinth may suck up another victim - I said suck.
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    You need bubbles, sweets, balloons & a phone. Wave at the bus too - have fun!
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    BEHAVE!!!! :-))))
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    This man is my uncle so cant wait to watch...and maybe laugh!!
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    can't wait!!!!!
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    2pm such a more sensible hour than 2am. Who could be that dumb to misread like that?
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    Now I know you'll be up at 2pm. I guess I'll have to watch.
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    (forgot my graphic)
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    Cant wait to see, shame I cant watch it live though! good luck Radeeboi. Have a brilliant day!
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    May karma reign
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    I am so looking forward to heckling. Goodnight!
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    Brilliant!
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    Good luck dude!
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